The real A-Z of porno Lingo

I am asked more than most to help people understand the language used by the adult film industry. And I can understand why – it really is a different language, and the language of a fantasy world at that!

Seriously, my former career of more than 15 years ago is as far removed as you can be from my reality now.

It may surprise you to learn that I do not watch porn. Why? To be honest, because I am so critical of my former career, and of myself. I can tell you, if a scene is set up wrong, or the shot angle isnt right, or the editing is bad – I just cant help myself from becoming frustrated and expressing my opinion. I am a virgo woman after all!

And can you just imagine me watching porn with my partner I would be interrupting the whole film, telling him whats going to happen next. Seriously, one second the guy would have a boner and the next it would be as if I have popped a balloon. Poor bugger.

However, and with due modesty, I must admit I am fantastic at the talk. I am also the best at giving sex instructions. Just like most men would never consider giving up the driving seat, Im in charge between the sheets!

Having said that, I dont chat, or say the things I did on film. Can you imagine the look of horror on my partners his face if I suddenly started shouting Quicker babe, lets try an ATM, and you can see my gaper …”. No, thats not my way at all.

Because, of course, as you will understand, making love/sex/whatever you want to call it on the one hand, and porn on the other, are entirely different things. Porn has absolutely nothing to do with any of my serious relationships. And I dont think I have it in me to behave as I did when having sex on film Oh, ok, maybe I do!

So here you go, welcome to the porn lexicon – in alphabetical order, of course.

ATM: Ass to mouth. A mans dick comes out of your arse and straight into your mouth. Most people think this is dirty, but women in the industry always have an enema before an anal scene so its actually quite clean. If I saw even a speck of anything suspicious on a post-anal cock I wouldnt let it anywhere near my mouth.

Bukkake: In Japan this means splash. In the porn world it means a big group of guys jerking off on to a girls face. I always avoided this.

Champagne shower: Where a woman carefully removes the cork from a champagne bottle (any fizzy drink will do) and places the top end inside her at a fast pace so the champagne bubbles up inside her. When you remove the bottle it sprays like a fountain!

DP: Double penetration. This involves having sex with two men at the same time. While one has his cock in your vagina, the other has his in your arse. This can be agony if it isnt done in synch if one is going in as the others coming out, it can have a see-saw effect and it feels like being sawn in half. Id often shout Ooh, UGH!during DP to disguise the pain.

DPP: Double pussy penetration. This is where the woman is penetrated by 2 cocks in her vagina at the same time. Most male performers were not happy with this. Can be known as double vag, abbreviated from double vagina penetration

Enema: It is obviously really important to clean your bottom out before an anal scene. An enema is how to do so the most effectively. We used to use very diluted betadine with it so we knew we were completely disinfected.

Fisting: Inserting a whole hand into a womans vagina. This is illegal in porn. Youre allowed to insert four fingers at a time, but not the thumb.

Facial: Where the male performer ejaculates over the female performers face. So many men seem to desire this

Fluffer: A girl on set whos there to make sure the guys dicks stay hard during breaks in filming. An easy job because the guys always tell them exactly what they want. Fluffers are usually paid £150 a day I know, because I did this in between jobs, and its not on camera

Gaper: After around five seconds of anal sex, a producer might ask to see a gaper. By this time, a girls butt has opened quite a lot, so if the man withdraws, the butt hole is still quite open and the camera can see right into her arse. A big turn on for many, apparently. I hated it.

Gang bang: Where there are more than 4 people involved in a sex scene. I never took part in gang bangs. More than 2 is a waste.

Girlongirl: A lesbian scene. Im not gay. But I am openminded sexually, and I expect to have as good sex with a girl as I would a man on film. It really annoyed me when women used to just play act during girlongirl scenes because they come across false and, frankly, boring. You should give it your all during sex, any kind of sex.

Golden shower: Where either party urinates on the other. I found it near impossible to pee on camera. I dont know why.

Hardcore: Porn that shows deep penetration. And yes, we are really screwing on film. No camera trickery in the world can fake those shots, honey.

Hard sports: Some guys like girls to shit on them, or want to shit on girls. Hey, each to their own but its not for me. This is one of the things I always refused to do.

Inter-racial: Sex between a black man and a white woman. Some female performers refused to do this because they felt intimidated by the size of the cocks involved. They say this is a myth but believe me, Ive seen more than most and I can tell you its not. In the industry, black mens dicks are MASSIVE.

Jack off: When a man masturbates. Of course, this term is used in normal everyday life.

Kiss: The

obvious

Lianne: The name inevitably shouted loudly by the performer participating in a scene with me!

Money shot: When a man shoots his load at the end of the film.

Natural: Natural sex – sex without a condom. A minority of producers only produce films in which performers wear condoms. 99% of adult films are produced natural.

OMF: Open mouthed facial. When the male talent cums on the females face and she either swallows or blows bubbles with it.

Pop shot: Aka, the money shot. Basically when a man comes on-screen.

Pinky: When the shot shows the pussy lips open and you can see the pink of the vagina

Queen or Queenie: Often used to describe the actors in gay porn

Rimming: Licking a man or womans arse hole. Never a problem in the industry as the men keep themselves super clean. It’s actually ok with your partner just make sure its fresh out the shower.

Soft shot: Porn filmed without showing any penetration so it can be shown on satellite TV. BORING to perform, but as soon as youve shot soft you go on to shoot hard, and thats when I started to enjoy it.

Solo scene: A girl on her own filmed masturbating, often with sex toys. You have to have a fertile imagination to do this well because theres only so much you can do by yourself and convey via film. I got so bored doing it that I used to look around the room for any old objects to insert inside myself I cant even remember half of them now. It was important to learn how to look into the camera as if youre having sex with the person behind it and talk to them – like –I can feel you inside my warm, wet pussy right now. I wish you were here watching me fuck myself.That kinda stuff.

Stunt cock: Like having a dog and it’s not barking … another performer has to come in and take over. If there is no stunt cock available the usual fall back was castor sugar mixed with water and squeezed on set via a squeezy bottle.

Tromboning: Licking a mans butt hole and wanking him off at the same time.

Threesome: 3 people having sex.

Upskirt: When the camera is used as a peep show and the female is supposed to be caught in the act.

Vag Shot: Close up shot of the vagina for the viewer. Used in most films.

Water sports: Some guys love being urinated on by a girl. I did this on film but its more prevalent in escorting. Being paid to wee? That really is taking the piss.

X-rated: Used to make it obvious its a sex film. However, it could include a lot of todays regular tv now.

Yanking: Another word for male masturbation-wanking

Zero: Another word for the anus.

So, there you have it. I hope you enjoyed learning some porno language – if for no other reason than to help you understand how porn is nothing but fantasy – even if its a fantasy you might want to try with your partner some time and see who could be the better at it (go on, trust me, its hilarious

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