Fluttering Pleasure Petals Vibrator from Satisfyer- Is this the dud of the bud?

Described by Satisfyer as a pleasure toy to remind you of the 70s?  

Weren’t the 70s inspiring they say- down to its’ music, everything full of flowers, peace-loving people, and free love everywhere. (In my eyes flowers in your hair is a lot different to flowers in ones pleasure zone). They do say things were not always better in the past, because, for example, there were no eco-friendly rechargeable and waterproof vibrators made of supple silicone, like this splendid specimen they have developed. They name it as their small tribute to the Spirit of Peace, Love, and Rock’n’Roll, the Power Flower was created to make your bud bloom with pleasure. Its design combines 12 powerful vibration programs with a flexible shaft made of supple material and a narrow, split tip.

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The 12 particularly powerful vibration programs are made up of 6 intensities and 6 tingly rhythms. The powerful motor distributes the vibes ideally over the entire shaft, so they intensely stimulate you from top to bottom. Thanks to its waterproof finish (IPX7), the Power Flower also invites you to enjoy sensual pleasure in the shower or in the bath.  (I guess the rubber duck could be out of business)

Its described as being able to provide versatile stimulation possibilities, because you can use the Power Flower both vaginally, as well as for external stimulation, by letting its soft petals dance around your pleasure bud, yes ladies your clitoris.

Yes, I am sexually experienced this I do not deny but I am not one for putting sharp edges inside my pleasure area, or on my bud cum to think of it…Which is why I handed over this new invention over to one of my reviewers to sample with her partner.

Review on The Satisfyer Vibes Power Flower

When taking the Satisfyer out of the box, the name “Power Flower” initially fits the appearance of the soft silicone toy. The top of it (the “petals”) reminded me of a Crocus flower. It had no smell to it at all – unlike some toys that you can buy when they are new.

It has a charger, with an operating time of approximately 50 minutes. When switched on, its petals flutter and there are 12 speeds from steady, to intermittent rhythms. It sounds like any other vibrator, not too noisy, not too too quiet. It’s also waterproof for use in the bath or shower.

According to the instruction manual, it has 3 uses…clitoral, vaginal and penil. So the boyfriend and I went to work with it.

He and I are quite sensitive people in that we like to be stroked/lightly tickled all over. When switching it on at first, we just tried it on our forearms, legs, backs and it was relaxing and really pleasurable. I could just about stand it on my nipples if the petals weren’t too close but that’s probably only because my nipples can’t usually take too much.

On him, moving the flower around the balls and the taint, the first couple of speeds were great, from then on it was too intense. With added lube, I could wank his shaft with the flower and he especially liked it at the base of the glans. With any speed, he was in ecstasy when I pushed the head of the petals over the head of his cock and holding it firm.

On me – not so much…I tried it on my clit and it felt like someone was catching me with their fingernails – even on the lowest speed. And with the way the petals were able to flutter, I had no intention of trying it inside me for fear of it catching on my vaginal walls…and have you ever seen the medieval torture device called the Pear of Anguish? No? Look it up. Because the Power Flower reminded me a little of that.

All in all we recommend this toy for males as opposed to females.

Charlie and Dave from Essex

Review score for females  2/10 Review score for Men 6/10

Remember ladies not everything is about looks and this really needs to be considered with pleasure toys too.




“Zalo” introduce the new pre-heating thrusting vibrator to the public and we cant get enough.

Move over Rampant Rabbit-Just when you thought sex toys could not get better a new multi tasking lady toy has hit the market. Not only were ZALO noted as one of the best premium quality products to arrive on the market in 2018 by “XBIZ” they have now gone one step further by introducing their preheating pleasure product for every woman’s delight- making sexual pleasure even more orgasmic.

Unleash your innermost desires with the ZALO Desire Preheating Thruster. With its super soft tip designed to hug the curves of your intimate zones and auto-thrusting capability unlike any you’ve experienced before, the Desire will take your pleasure to new unexplored territory. Pre-heat it to perfect body temperature before every use at the touch of a button, then insert it to enjoy deeply sensual thrusting sensations.
The first auto-thruster from ZALO, with a whisper-quiet motor, jewellery-grade details and silky smooth Softek coating – the Desire delivers the ultimate sensory experience. With six thrusting modes on offer, you’re guaranteed to never tire of discovering the unique pleasure the Desire delivers.

Do note this product is flying off the shelves on its first release so get in quick….. you can never have to many orgasms!

ZALO Desire Preheating Thruster review from customer

To look at the front of the packaging which is a pretty pink and gold recyclable tube you would have no idea there is a vibrator inside. However, open up and there is a pretty violet vibrator welcoming you which is decorated with a “Swarovski” crystal where the controls are. It makes you feel special and trust me you deserve this little treat of a sex toy. It has a built in rechargeable USB battery, and a satin pouch to store it in when you’re not using it.

But this is not just any sex toy – it feels as smooth as silk (Apparently it’s the “Softek” silicone coating, which also makes it easy to clean) and has a gentle tip for easy entry. It has 6 speeds, but these aren’t the normal speeds you encounter on most vibrators. This vibrator, has a thrusting motion, so manually moving a toy back and forth is no longer required; you can adjust the motion to your heart’s content and literally “lie back and think of England.” There’s even a turbo mode button if you want to it go harder than the 6 speeds. And worry not, it may have a powerful motor, but it’s not loud at all.

ZALO really have made orgasms more convenient without cutting corners on quality.

Just when you think that’s all a Magic toy can offer, what would you say if I told you there was a button for a Pre-heating mode? That’s right – you can heat the toy up and it will reach to your body temperature within 2 minutes! And if you add the ZALO lube to it (sold separately) it feels even more amazing…no more cold lube and toys killing the moment when you’re ready to get down to it.

The only thing I will say is that it takes a bit of time to get used to the 4 different buttons but when you do with a bit of practice, you’ll soon be on your way to treating this toy like your new best friend; warm, comforting, and it’ll never let you down.

Cleaning is also really simple and has the luxury bag ready for it to be put away until next time.

Katy from Edinburgh

Review score 9/10

Don’t just take our word for it why not try for yourself at www.zalousa.com

Yes, reality TV has gone too far and this is only the beginning.

Reality TV Has Gone “Too Far” Says Jeremy Kyle Show Special Advisor
14 May 2019, 9:38 | Updated: 14 May 2019, 10:44

Reality TV Has Gone “Too Far” Says Jeremy Kyle Show Special Advisor

A special advisor on the Jeremy Kyle Show admits she was not shocked to hear that a participant on the show had died.
Lianne Young, a counsellor who worked as a special advisor on the Jeremy Kyle Show, said that “reality television and entertainment has gone too far”.

Speaking to Ian Payne on LBC, she said: “I’m not talking specifically about the Jeremy Kyle Show, but one thing that makes the Jeremy Kyle Show very different to most other TV shows is he does and he will provide assistance and support to anybody that requires it.”

Ms Young also said that participants understand what they are getting themselves in to when they sign up to appear on the programme, saying: “They know of Jeremy’s behaviour and yet they still put themselves forward.”

“People make that decision for themselves,” she said.

Jeremy Kyle
Jeremy Kyle. Picture: LBC
The Jeremy Kyle Show was taken off air after news of the death was announced.

ITV said that it is reviewing the episode that the person participated in, and that filming has also been suspended.

A spokesperson for the broadcaster said: “Everyone at ITV and The Jeremy Kyle Show is shocked and saddened at the news of the death of a participant in the show a week after the recording of the episode they featured in and our thoughts are with their families and friends.

“ITV will not screen the episode in which they featured.

“Given the seriousness of the incident, ITV has also decided to suspend both filming and broadcasting of The Jeremy Kyle Show with immediate effect in order to give it time to conduct a review of this episode of the show.”

© Global 2019


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Do you have a right to sexual labels?

The hashtag “Metoo” campaign is now a long-lost memory hidden amongst the online world and  the press have stopped talking about it-which means it is no longer trendy. The worldwide campaign of standing up for women’s rights has left a sour taste amongst many men and rightly so as many people place all men under this label.

Could it be that men have been blaming women since the day of Eve? Even now many are blaming women for all of life’s disasters-look at Brexit for instance-people assume Theresa May is entirely to blame, which is far from the truth. Many men compare her to Margaret Thatcher who many say led the once bulldog bred Britain into poverty and that women can not rule the world-or is it that many just don’t understand the equality rules between men and women.

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The “Metoo” campaign was to fight out sexual abuse, not to create it. Fast forward to 2019 where sex is openly spoken about yet misinterpretated through television and media to make people think of it as a dirty word if you actually do it as a source of income. Prostitution dates back to when life began and most people are actually trading their bodies for some return in every sense of life. Therefore, have women created the problem of others calling us bitches, whores and slut’s?  If you are in a relationship you can withhold sex from a man-this makes you a bitch, if you work in the sex trade as business then you are called a whore, and if you enjoy sex and make it part of your life freely then your classed as a slut. Therefore there is no escape to being sexually labelled by both sexes.

Channel Four recently aired a production called “Mums make Porn” which I watched with dread not only because  they glamorised the porn industry by using a high-end production studio owned by “Erika Lust” which is not the true reflection of the porn industry these days, they also used inexperienced parents who know nothing about making porn making the true professionals be labeled as dirty and outcast, especially for the female performers.  Do people not realize that sex is completely natural and that some people are happy using their bodies as their work and pride themselves of it. Showing parents with no knowledge of pornography was going to cause online abuse for many performers and also to its viewers who had an opinion. Are people bad for watching porn-no, is the porn industry responsible for downloading it into your child’s sight, no. The only people responsible for bringing pornography into anyones house is the person providing the source to view the material, i.e laptops,computers and mobile phones. In my 20 years of covering the sex industry I do not know of one performer who has made a pornographic movie aimed at a child or for childrens viewing- it is called Adult entertainment for this very reason.

The point is we all are entitled to be who we choose to be and this counts in sexuality, gender, professional choices and every aspect of our lives. What others think of us is not of our concern-standing up for who we are is. If you are a sex worker it is your given right to do as you please, its your body and your decisions.

If you are the one sat at home on your computer shaming people online for their choices by leaving social media degrading comments then shame on you for being such a coward and a two faced masterbater -yes, don’t think for one minute you were forced to see a women having sex on film- it was your choice to go and abuse someone so own it. Cyberstalking is the use of the Internet or other electronic means to stalk or harass an individual, group, or organization. It may include false accusations, defamation, slander and libel. It may also include monitoring, identity theft, threats, vandalism, solicitation for sex, or gathering information that may be used to threaten, embarrass or harass. Cyberstalking is a criminal offense.As a counsellor to sex workers and a mediator between sexual victims and the Met police I can happily say that if you are the one leaving sexual labelling comments of Whore, Slut or Bitch on anyone’s timeline via social media then you could be contributing to pushing them towards self loathing and addictions. This is the same for production companies who offer no support and no pay to performers to take part in their productions for their own gain which is classed as slavery.

Do you have a right to sexually label someone?